01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
keanuiscool asked: my tumblr > your tumblr
Anonymous asked: SHIT. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? go there and look up bjoaquin
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.