Sa Isang Kindergarten Class..
Kinder: Teacher! Pag pinaghalo po ba yung Surf at Tide Powder, bubula? Teacher: Oo naman! Parehas na panglaba yun ee. Kinder: Ok po! (Bumulong sa classmate) Kinder: Tanga ni teacher noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited?! Sayang tuition natin dito
When your crush is being teased to another girl:
Outside you’re like: Inside you’re like:
When you're the only one who knows the song.
Must have beds.
1. Book bed 2. Cabroilet Bed 3. Roller Coaster Bed 4. Millennium Falcon Bed 5. Net bed 6. Sofa-Bunk Bed 7. Bird’s Nest Bed 8. Morfeo Sofa Bed 9. Sandwich bed 10. Bath Bed 11. Beam bed 12. COOLEST SHIT !
When you pretend that you understand the shit that...
What if Mr. Bean did stupid things at the Royal...
Arrived at the venue like this. Looking like this at the guests. Did this while walking at the aisle Suddenly stood up and danced like this. While the people are singing, he’s like this. Ate at the reception like this.
With great power comes great electric bill.
25 years ago, when God made Dianna Agron...
My cousin figured out the password for the wifi...